Wednesday, March 18, 2009

I Know I've Put On Some Weight But Come On!

I had an interesting experience the other day. It's been a while since I have blogged about random events in my life, but I thought this one was noteworthy. Please be warned that this contains some bathroom humor and may be a little explicit.

So I sat down to go to the bathroom. Since I am a man, I'm sure that you can deduce which "style" of relief I was partaking in. All was going well for the first half of the event. I think it would be fair to say that the excrement proceeded in an orderly fashion. Then it came time for the subsequent wiping. That's when it happened. I am right handed. So, generally I lean to the left to use my right hand. It started off as a lean just like all other leans, but it certainly didn't end that way. I leaned it cracked. That's right. The toilet seat completely snapped in half. How does that happen? I know I've put on some weight but come on! I don't know if toilet seats go through rigorous weight limit tests but it has to be able to handle at least 230 right? Well, apparently not.

If you need to borrow some shorts when you're in Panama City, just stop by. (see the joke? I also called myself fat in the process, double zingo.)
HA HA! This is too funny! So do you have to pay for the replacement seat or is your land lord going to cover the cost?
at times a person just needs a good laugh. Thanks Adam.
Aunt Joy
Leah...not sure...right now we have an extra toilet seat left over from St. Joe (The original up there was the spongy kind which is no good). So we're going to put that one on for now. It's a nice sturdy wooden one so it should least I hope.
OK, so you just broke the seat. The first image that entered my mind was that the porcelain bowl cracked. Now that would have made a real mess and been much funnier.

add that to the list of our many funny bathroom moments. better to happen to you than me though, yikes.
I thought real men also sat down for the other mode of relief???

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