Wednesday, March 18, 2009
I Know I've Put On Some Weight But Come On!
So I sat down to go to the bathroom. Since I am a man, I'm sure that you can deduce which "style" of relief I was partaking in. All was going well for the first half of the event. I think it would be fair to say that the excrement proceeded in an orderly fashion. Then it came time for the subsequent wiping. That's when it happened. I am right handed. So, generally I lean to the left to use my right hand. It started off as a lean just like all other leans, but it certainly didn't end that way. I leaned it cracked. That's right. The toilet seat completely snapped in half. How does that happen? I know I've put on some weight but come on! I don't know if toilet seats go through rigorous weight limit tests but it has to be able to handle at least 230 right? Well, apparently not.